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The Dead Rabbit Distillery and Hells Kitchen Christmas Party


Where: Hells Kitchen Melville - Shop 4. 7th Street Melville, 2109 Johannesburg, Gauteng

When: December 23 – December 24

Tickets: https://goo.gl/kuBgwS

Fiendish greetings and wild tidings of joy, to all you jolly heathens!

Holiday tomfoolery is upon us, and it’s time to once again, hang stock options above the fireplace, pull un-crackable crackers with granny whilst reading out lame anecdotes, steal kisses beneath the milk thistle, convince the kids that Santa is not uncle John, spend money we don’t have on things we don’t need, all as we eat, drink, and overindulge far more than we should. 

If you haven’t embarked upon the annual ‘Coastal Migration of the Greater-Sunburned Vaalie’, and you are preparing to enjoy another traffic-free December in Johghostownburg, then hold on to your mince pies, because mischief’s coming out the chimney this festive season at The Dead Rabbit Distillery's Christmas Party!

These legendary denizens of deceased venison and liquor-wizards of fine tipples such as Hellfire, La Santa 100% Agave, Moonshine, and Mothers Ruin Gin, invite you to come go jingle balls-to-the-wall to the jovial pa-ra-pa-pum-pum of some of our town’s most merry bands. All this is happening on the sixteenth day of Christmas, at Melville’s tinsel-twinkling tap house of the bladdered, Hells Kitchen, and donations will be made from this extravaganza to the Hope Hotel.


Ho-Ho-Ho!.

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